One Way Trek
Fluffy lizard from the south sea
Climbed a green mountain, majestically
He neither dillyed nor dallied
He flew to the top
To drink the Queen’s tea
While the tea was still hot
But when he arrived
It gave him a shock
To find at the peak
A headstone of solid rock
With the name of a stranger
And of a friend
and it gave his fork tongue a twitch
When he read the third name was him