Tuskgutter

An "Alright" Ode to Tuskgutter*

by Ein Stormcrawler

Listen closely to the tale…

When a few explorers almost fell
To the most hideous of smells
Where many noble hunters have lost the hunt
Of he who snorts the quaking grunt

Raise a pint to those in past who met the giant boar
But bled out on the forest floor
Then raise two pints and throw a feast
For those who fought the foul beast

And when you tell the tale, do not shutter
For four heroic explorers have slain the mighty Tuskgutter

*I wrote it “Alright” instead of “Great” because I rolled an 8. ;)

Copyright © 2019 by Matt Antis. Originally published in Pathfinder Sherwood facebook group on September 19, 2019, by Matt Antis.

Image taken from: https://pathfinderkingmaker.fandom.com/wiki/Boar
Tuskgutter is a beast from Pathfinder: Kingmaker